Salvation Coinage

The preface notes how important word plays and puns are to God and to stay in God's good graces. The French Revolution began shortly after puns were banned at Versailles. Chapter 1 lays out the plan for punny money: Stinkin' Lincoln Penny, Pickle Nickel, Rooster-velt Dime, Drawn & Quartered Quarters, Vice Dollars, Chevy Chase Dollars. The reasons for the names and consequences are discussed. Chapter 2 summarizes and prays for national salvation.