Captain Walker and the Meaning of Life

Suppose, for a moment, that there is an omnipotent creator of all existence in our universe and that this deity exists in a physical location somewhere among the stars. Before I go further I would like to clarify that I have no intentions of handing you a pamphlet on self-enlightenment and refusing to leave your doorstep until you pretend to agree with an established ideology. This is not one of those types of stories. Instead, this is the story of Reno Walker, an alcoholic starship captain and former space pirate who, after escaping from an intergalactic prison planet designed to bore the bajeebers out of its inhabitants, has a chance meeting with a socially awkward scientist that believes he's discovered a way of finding the physical location of the creator of the entire universe. Together they set out in Captain Walker's starship to reassemble Walker's former crew and journey through the universe to meet the god of everything and discover the meaning of life, all while pursued by the most oppressive species of pricks to ever set foot in their galaxy. Along the way, Walker and his crew of misfits will engage in several bar fights, grapple with an automatonic slot machine, steal from old people, accidentally commit double genocide, and learn next to no life lessons.