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"What kind of lackwit moron would even think this was publishable? It’s terrible!"
- Ebert & Roper

"You woke me up for this crap? Seriously?"
- Gene Siskel

"This guy paid me $150,000 to say something nice about this book. I'm sorry, man, I'm just going to have to give you your money back."
- Floyd Mayweather

"Almost as much fun as getting a root canal without anesthesia while lying on a bed of nails..."
- Rolling Stone

"I’m the manager in charge of the book reviews department. Unfortunately, after reading this, my employee committed suicide."
- New York Times