Ladies & Gentleman: the autobiography of Roger McRoger

The autobiography of Roger McRoger, gentleman and porn star. Starting as a gifted amateur trapped in nightmarish office work, this is his rise to the top of his profession, becoming one of Scotland's best-loved adult entertainers, one of the few not prepared to be limited to his own species.
If you can buy that, this is, in fact, the third novel by Jess Hopkins, a dadaist plunge into parallel earth sex and told with a sense of humour that should be left to medical science.