I was hanging out at my girlfriend's house one day while she was at work, snooping around. When I found a locked wardrobe in her older sister's room, who was off at college, I tore the place apart looking for a key. I didn't find it, but the older sister found me, in her room, snooping.
When she showed me what was in the wardrobe, I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Or maybe the sex store...
