Vampire Dick

Dick Grewcock is a computer wanting more out of life. Yearning for a girlfriend, he takes steps to make his dream come true. Vampires are handsome, powerful, and have women falling at their feet--everything he's not. Becoming one wasn't an easy task, but with determination he finds a real vampire in the Yellow Pages willing to turn him.

Christmas Eve, he begins an impossible mission for his sire. Before he starts, a cute spitfire just as geeky as him walks into Vampires 'R Us and his life changes. He can have everything he wants--a pretty girlfriend and a great job--if he just convinces her he has no intentions of biting her.

Noelle St. Nicholas is on a mission to save her home and won't take no for an answer. The only one who can help her is Dick, the geek with a pale complexion and stares at her like he wants to bite her.

Follow the adventures of Dick Grewcock as he searches for true love trying to avoid losing his humanity.

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