The World's Best Worst Jokes

This is an e-book of some of the lamest jokes ,riddles, puns and stories I have heard, read, remembered or repeated to others, broken into different categories such as Lawyers, Animals, Blondes, Men, Women, Children, Bumper Stickers, Signs, Limericks, Christmas, and Ethnic
with an added bonus of the dreaded 'Tis bottle joke. (Not, the Tis bottle!)

Guaranteed to offend . Some of them are even LOL funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is big red and eats rocks?

There once was a man named Skinner,
who took a young gal to dinner...