The Commode Companion

Memorable professional photographs of nature's creatures with ribald captions. There's a giraffe rejected by his prom date, tortoises rushing to beat the light change, polar bears listening for seal burps, intimate conversation among frogs The author, raised by feral chipmunks, has an uncanny understanding of the innermost thoughts of the creatures he photographs and believes it is his mission to induce laughter, which is now known to cure constipation. Early reviews call the book "hilarious," "well worth a trip to the throne," and "wonderful photos."

A new feature is that readers can suggest their own captions for the pictures. If accepted, they will be added to the book and the reader will be credited in subsequent copies sold. No commode should be without a copy.

This is an adult book.