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After about 3 weeks of nightly exposure to depraved excesses, I was in need of a respite from the constant orgies of the flesh. My customer appreciation index had even dropped somewhat as my female clients had sensed my jaded attitude. When I was called into the supervisor’s office, I was a bit leery that perhaps someone had reported my activities with either Susan or Dolly. I hoped that I would not be fired because I had let my shaft supersede my brain on so many occasions.