What A Woman Wants In A Man

This has been a question and confusion in the minds of men since we began on this planet. We have learned to walk upright and make tools of marvel and wonder which makes humanity singularly dominant on this Earth.
Yet, in all our sophistication man has always wondered how to get that one particular woman to be his own. Today he cannot club her across the head and drag her into his cave...or can he?
The Books was Channelled by a dead Lothario, Heimlich Manhover. This tiny book gets to the heart of the issue and tries to answer that time-worn question.
CAUTION: Should not be read by women