Don't Eat Humans: A Dragon's Rulebook on Life

There are many myths and stories surrounding us, everyone has their lore, and everyone is wrong. As a Dragon you knew that already, in this primitive language I kept it very short for your benefit. That you may get maximum knowledge with minimum boredom. Enjoy these instructions after your first millennium and keep on pillaging friends, it's our duty to uphold our fake reputation. Grrrr...meh.