An Introduction to Cyberpunk Driven Sciencology

“Okay, tonight I’ll be relating wonders that will give you a hardon. Just as they gave me a hardon when I first discovered them. And you’ll discover that this is not just any religion! Sciencology dares to flaunt convention by making itself a religion that’s fun to belong to! A religion based, not on superstition, but one firmly lodged in logic and reasoning. Are you ready to hear more?”

The Law of Probability said it had to happen and it did! A surprise visit one night at a caravan site in North Wales by a cyborg from the future wearing a retro iron lung leads to the creation of a would-be cult religion that's a bit like Scientology only more scientific.