Ri'Ra' Ruckus

The author (Agent 33) goes to the official Liverpool FC bar in uptown Charlotte for the Europa League match with Villarreal (at Anfield). After the game, he heads downstairs and finds an open seat at the bar, as a Cinco de Mayo party commences. The man to his right helps supply a nice 'replacement' conversation.

Another tale in the psecret psociety pshort pstory pseries.

Approx. 2,000 words.

Sex: No.

Violence: No.

Drug usage: No.

Mr. Malloy: No.

Real-life accuracy: 97%

Strangeness level: Low.