The Man of the House Punished by the Pizza Delivery Guy

Edward Smythe comes home from a hard day to find his house is a mess and his wife Linda has taken their sons to her mother's. Again.
Lonely and bored, Edward invites Marco the pizza delivery guy in for a drink and some manly talk. Marco suggests a novel game: do a chore or perform a sex act. Edward quickly realises there is no opting out of this challenge. What's the man of the house to do?