The Aardvark and the Alien Goldmine

Creepy-crawlies, slime, tentacles, gravity, and FRICKEN LASERS, MAN. And that's BEFORE lift-off! Will Steve the Aardvark outwit his mysterious captors, or will his big mouth and voracious bodily functions spell his own doom? There's a lesson in here, somewhere. Wipe the slime off and you'll find it.