Swiftopia Survival Pack

The world will not end in ice. The world will not end in fire. The world will end with a catchy Taylor Swift album! Set in a soon-to-be dystopian future, Taylor Swift employs hypnotic beats, subliminal messages, catchy lyrics in favor of quality, thoughtful, mature music that was anticipated by the aging pop star.

This book is merely a harbinger of impending doom, of the full story of this satirical world to come plagued with ravenous swifties, Boyfriend Reeducation Centers, and-

"Imma let you finish, but I'm just saying Taylor Swift has one of the greatest albums of all time! All time!"

Yeah, that.

So prepare for the end of the world, "Swiftopia", coming next month!