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Lambchop Battles the Sexist Pigs

Lambchop Battles the Sexist Pigs

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What happens if hate elects the next President?

Does the White House still feel like Heaven? Or does hate sweep the nation into a winter of discontent?

Two married women march across the White House, and find that the to the Oval Office feels like footsteps in Hell itself.

These first chapters -- 11,000 words -- opener this novel, and carry readers all the way into the Oval Office, where they met a disgusting and hateful pig, named Dick Bomber, whose first words in the Oval Office are, "Where's my fucking lighter?"

Since Americans vote in November 2016, why not see what might happen if a sexist pig takes office. It may obnoxious and despicable at times, but let us hope that this novel remains ONLY a story.

The first chapters are free. The full novel will be online next year.

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