Gas (Or Petrol In Parts Of Europe)

Vague in only the manner Chassis Albuquerque can write, it’s difficult to say exactly what GAS (Or Petrol In Parts Of Europe) is about. Things we do know: It's free and features Albuquerque in yet another compromising position, this time running short of fuel.
When we contacted the author he sent this note:

"I DENY ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE INCIDENT I WROTE ABOUT AND WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT - I'M ABOUT TO BE CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN AND HAVE TO CONCENTRATE."