Twelve Days of Trumpmas

A delightful and heart-warming rendition of the holiday song, the Twelve Days of Christmas, starring everyone’s favorite President of the United States of America, Donald J. “Jesus—he is the second coming of Jesus, I tell you” Trump.

Disclaimer: This ebook is a work of fiction. All characters, names, product/brand names and events are used fictitiously. There is absolutely no danger from a Donald J. Trump presidency. There is absolutely zero chance that we will all die in a cloud of radioactive Cheeto dust. There is absolutely no chance that Morgan was drinking rum, and eating bacon and chocolate, and muttering “We are all gonna die” while writing this—because Morgan is willing to swear on a large stack of dubious erotica that Donald J. Trump is the bestest President ever—that’s his story and he sticking to it if Donald J. Trump midnight rage tweets him.

And now, everyone’s favorite Christmas song…On the first day of Christmas, President Trump gave to me a bill for a really great wall!