Cohabitation

COHABITATION, a short story involving the vagaries of couples living together. You know, unmarried people doing stuff, various things such as dishes and making even bigger decisions, maybe even making babies. Actual marriage comes with obligation and is the most surreal thing you'll ever see - so don't get married, live together, fuck a little, while you all still can.

(This is a work of fiction and does not necessarily reflect the actual views of the author. His advice on the matter: "Never marry – wives are the definition of never-ending need and expense and, most costly of all, heartache.")