The Prophet and the Time Traveller

Practical joker Martin climbs into an exceptionally slow fast-food teleportation device and becomes first time traveller. He finds himself the centre of a tenacious struggle between courageous freedom fighters and loathsome Boffins, assisted by tantalising female clones, in a world fraught with danger. Can Martin triumph over evil, rescue his new friends from slavery, reinstate the popularity of fried food and recognise true love when he finds it?