The Vampire of Shangri-La

Aland van Deest is a 1,200-year-old vampire who's found the perfect cover. He lurks aboard a cruise ship as a randy maitre d', "Roaming the earth. Bedding women. Sucking blood."

Aland's routine comes to an end when he meets a son he didn't know he had. Their new family tie is put to the test when a lovely passenger starts asking too many questions about her sister's recent disappearance.

When Aland considers a quick escape, terrorists hijack the Shangri-La led by the notorious Vampire Hunter, who is determined to wipe vampires from the face of the earth. Aland is forced to decide whether to fight or flee...or have another pina colada.