Unplanned Detour To Limbo

In the last three years, I have written somewhere in the realm of three hundred thousand words of fiction, and haven't published most of it. A LOT of false starts and mistakes, which would probably have been good to go if I hadn't felt like I was losing my way.
However, as I mentioned, I haven't published much work in recent months, and owing to my plans to write or rewrite at least two of these novels, it'll be a while before I publish again. So, to clear the decks of some possible abandonware takes and give myself room to start over if needed, I give you over one hundred and fifty thousand words of fiction for the price of a short story. Enjoy.