A Taste Of My Thoughts Toilet Paper Connoisseur

We have all been there and done that! I just felt the need to express my thoughts so just maybe one day the inventor of toilet paper will get it right. I don't ask much from this world but a clean hand would prevent the spread of disease. Knowing the world has been infected by stank hands maybe they should include a box of biodegradable gloves that dissolve on contact with water. Happy hand shaking!