Be a Good Catholic or Masturbate? The Achilles Effect

As Phillip was growing up, there were three things that really fascinated him. Like a Rubik's cube, he struggled to align the teachings of the Catholic Church, his love of God and the allure he had, even at the age of 9, for pretty girls. As he grew into adolescents, he wanted to be a good Catholic, but began to wonder about those quizzical, female creatures whose grade school reputations repelled him but whose physicality compelled him. So with his trust in God, he decided to go to church and pray to see some tits.