The Alpha Slob

Is contemporary fiction, available via digital book platforms, dominated by porn? It's a question internet virgins Mavis and Mabel have to ask themselves. The OAPs are looking for a tasty reading treat - a new cook book by the affable, mild-mannered celebrity chef Cyril Crabs - but are instead exposed to a world of steamy sex.

Internet virgins, they have logged on to Bookzonn to buy the 'hot new release' - only to find themselves lost in a sea of books plastered with images of semi-naked men. Although shocked, they manage to trawl through the A to Z of modern erotica - a 'buy with one click' button leading to a few accidental purchases along the way.

It makes Mabel think about the man in her life, pot-bellied, beer-swigging Arthur.

A funny and inspiring view of two prudes' rude awakening.