The Incident at Tony's Burgeria: A Shady Hollow Short Story

The town of Shady Hollow admits to having only one fast food restaurant: the run-down run-of-the-mill small-town diner, Tony's Burgeria. And Johnny Bologna has accidentally donated the eight best years of his life to the joint, making them the eight worst, trading his youth and opportunity for a paltry paycheck, lousy companionship, and a boss who's never smiled.
But some of those things are about to change—and perhaps not for the better—when there's a startling incident at Tony's Burgeria.