Two Vampires Walk Into A Bar

David Ferguson has not been enjoying the best of luck.

His acting career is almost certainly over after his last advertising shoot resulted in disaster and an attempt by his agent to push him into adult entertainment gave a whole new meaning to the words “revenge porn”. So when David’s weekend escape to his rural hometown goes sideways it is not completely unexpected.

The vampires were a bit of a shock though.

David is about to learn some very important lessons, not least of which is that it’s never too late to sort your life out (even when you’re dead).