Garcia and Me

When Andy drops in on his good friend Jolene to vent about the sorry state of his love life, he soon discovers that she has troubles of her own. Her current relationship just isn't working out and she wants Andy to help her let the guy down easy. He reluctantly agrees, only to realize the target date is Valentine's Day, his least favorite holiday of the year. Then he meets Garcia and is immediately smitten -- and totally intimidated. After a few uncomfortable minutes of fantasizing what he'd like to do to the man, Andy is summoned to join him for a trip to the men's room. Will this end in bliss? -- or in a quick trip to the emergency room?