The Lady Knight's Quest (an erotic parody)

Gather 'round, all ye who dare to hear this tale! It is not for the faint of heart! It shall make your knees weak! Your limbs quiver! Why, it might even make you shudder!
It is a tale of lust, deceit, and of power unspeakable. It is a tale of erotic intent most lust-worthy. Most forbidden. Let us begin. (an erotic parody)