Portal From Paradise

Can a young man in a yellowing, moth-eaten robe survive the shock of discovering that the fate of the world rests in the hands of a misanthropic 17-year-old? Will he properly inherit his new house on Oahu if his estranged aunt isn't entirely dead?

The most powerful wizard in the world has retired to Hawaii and taken the most dangerous magical artifact in existence with him.

Where black helicopters and mystery men in Hawaiian shirts meet the spirit realm, what incredibly inconvenient wonders await?