There Must Be 50 Ways to Name Your Lover

A pet name for your lover should be sexy, clever, or funny, right? The problem is that sooner or later, the name that's meant to be exclusive and private becomes public when you slip up and blurt it out. Calling your guy "Well-Hung" at the family Thanksgiving dinner doesn't go over with the folks, and now your once-private fun is ruined.
The answer is to make up pet names for each other that won't cause embarrassment when you inevitably say them around other people. A straightforward example is Zeus, because ostensibly you consider him to be god-like, or maybe bossy; what you're secretly saying is that you can't wait to get his Zeus-juice into your body cavities.
Consider the potential of anagrams: She adores the young Mel Gibson; he loves her Big Melons, so you call him Mad Max. You could use an old-fashioned pet name like Honey, add an r and get Horny in your private smutty minds.
Acronyms are good too. Why not call him or her Rutabaga if they have an anger issue: Rammed Up The Ass By A Giant Appendage.

I offer up here fifty examples to get your minds rolling on how to come up with the perfect, all-occasions pet names. Enjoy!

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