Underground Dreams

MEET:
Cosmo “Five Hands” Cinquemani, a larger-than-life oil & gas crew chief with a passion for romance and song—and one last chance to start a “big, noisy, Italian family.”

AND HIS GIRLFRIEND:
Dara Lynn Cooper—an adopted teenage farm girl with the face of an angel and a body like mortal sin, determined to be more than a dairy farmer’s wife . . .

AND HIS ENEMIES:
Clyde Cooper, Jr.—a brooding backwoods hayseed with two sick obsessions: his illegal cockfighting business and his “sister” Dara Lynn . . .

Avery Tiberius Pallant—Vermont’s senior senator and notorious womanizer, with a string of scandals and a party yacht to prove it . . .

Irene Cinquemani— Cosmo’s wife who spends her days in a housecoat and slippers, bemoaning her marriage and a secret diagnosis of chlamydia . . .

and his Mother’s Ghost—who haunts Cosmo and stands in his way of finding happiness with Dara Lynn and fulfilling their . . .

UNDERGROUND DREAMS