Bloody Profits

Financial News: Merriweather Pharmaceuticals stock has risen to record highs after the company earned record profits from their wildly successful acne medication, Lucepel, which is now being used by most American teenagers.
Medical News: Rates of fatal skin cancer have risen by almost fifty percent, mostly among teenagers. Doctors are warning everyone to use sunscreen whenever they spend time outdoors.
Local News: A scientist and his research assistant from Merriweather Pharmaceuticals have been murdered in an apparent love triangle. The scientist’s wife is missing.
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