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This is a political satire that will be serialized, chapter by chapter. New chapters will come out like clockwork, that is, if your clock is very old, sleeps in and you can't find the wind-up key to it. The author takes on the persona of a secret agent working for the little-known agency known as the General Public. In this first chapter, our agent -- whatever his number is -- heads to Capitol Hill in search of the elusive and highly oxymoronic Congressional Intelligence Committees. Along the way, he has to weave and dodge his way through a cast of characters that are as improbable as they are true. Will he make it out with his life intact? Will he ever find his wallet again? Will this ever progress past the first chapter? Stay tuned to find out!