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Heavy Metal Scientology Aliens

Heavy Metal Scientology Aliens

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Intergalactic aliens are destroying 1987 L.A.!

It's not EXACTLY your fault, but this wouldn't be happening if you hadn't time-traveled back to 1987 to hang out with your favorite heavy metal bands.

You kind of wrecked the spacetime continuum there.

It's okay, though! You just need to combine the forces of Scientology and the cheesiest heavy metal band of all time to defeat these aliens once and for all!

But only if you truly believe in metal...

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