We're Not Write

“It was the best of texts, it was the worst of texts …”

From accidentally propositioning a friend’s mom for a ball massage to finding a booger in a cup of coffee, We’re Not Write offers a variety of hilarious anecdotes between siblings, Cass and C.C. Bear witness to their crazy digital correspondence, insults, and major life faux pas in this laugh-out-loud collection.

From Chapter 3: The Prince of Darkness

"Alright, sir. I'm calling the number now. Who can I say is calling collect?"
"The Prince of Darkness"
"Excuse me, sir?"
"Just tell her it's the Prince of Darkness. She knows who I am and what I'm capable of."
"Oh, my goodness. Um, OK. Please hold."

Written by: Cass Alexander and C.C. Edwards