The Sleeping Mime: a Love Story

A dead wife. A missing cat. A mysterious mime. A plaid-clad lad. A woman with a cat-eared headband. And love.These are the makings of one of the greatest love stories ever told.

The night is dark. But not totally dark. The moon is kind of out, even though there are some clouds. So you can still sort of see. And it is stormy, too. Not like a hurricane, but there is a 60% chance of storminess. So it is that kind of a night. It is also a night of mystery. A night of intrigue.

Walter Winchell Winchester III looks up at the moon that was mostly there, but not all the way there, and sighs. Little does he know that tonight, there is also a %100 chance of love.