SINtendo Santa

Johnny has been from the wrong side of the tracks all his young life, and as if that wasn't bad enough it never helps that bullies in school generally liked reminding him just how unwelcome he always was around them or their families.

It happens to be Miles Price that rules Johnny's nightmares, a spoiled rich punk that has two goons, Orson and Drake, always at his side. Held back a year so that Miles is in the same grade as his sister Kelly and of course Johnny, the eighteen year old is cruel well beyond his years.

It seems the Price women have been doing a little holiday shopping, not that Johnny would know much about such things, his family always too poor to afford a lump of coal. it easily could have been either Kelly or her mother Madelaine that Johnny, or equally any man in the mall was staring at.

Gorgeous brunette hair on the both of them, Kelly wearing a classy sweater that shows off just a bit of her trim midriff, an equally classy skirt. Where the younger Price girl hasn't achieved the chest up top, she's slender perfection to her mother's tempting curves, and Miles clearly isn't feeling forgiving this Christmas.

After the goons hold poor Johnny in place, Miles delivers a nice one two punch, and so begins another dreaded day in the life of the perpetually bullied and abused. Johnny isn't even sure which is worse, the bullying in a public food court or the fact no one seemed to care what happened. Frustrated he smacks his hand angrily into the large potted plant he'd been seated there leaning against, and that is when fate steps in for Johnny.

Just a cheesy little pocket game, Johnny is actually thrilled, the best gift he's never gotten, especially when it powers up and actually works, the horribly low quality blocky graphics corny but fun looking.

The premise is simple, guide the little blocky red and white Santa figure around with the directional pad, letting other equally blocky figures, though mostly girls it seemed, sit on his lap and determine if they were good or bad little children.

It's purely by chance that Madelaine and Kelly Price happen to cross nearby on their way to the stairs which will take them to the parking deck. But when Johnny looks up and sees that firm flat tummy of Kelly Price's so nicely exposed and nearby, he momentarily loses his grip and the little plastic game goes skittering off his lap onto the floor.

The bizarre day he has only had a taste of is about to get truly twisted as Kelly picks up the game, friendly smile, hands it back to him, and then for whatever strange reason both she and her mother just stand there.

Baffled, Johnny presses the directional button down and Madelaine Price just drops her shopping bags to the floor, stepping forward, turning, and promptly taking a seat right on his lap.

Confused, he can only listen as she follows such an odd proclamation with what has to be her deepest darkest hidden desire.

Madelaine Price has been good this year, but she always wanted to cheat on her husband.

With a button press on the handheld pocket game, Madelaine Price simply moans an affirmative and stands right up. Johnny then watches her walk over to grab a man away from clearly his own wife, have some seductive words with him, and very soon is hearing the grunts and moans from a barely hidden shadowy corner of the food court behind him where Madelaine Price is getting good and fucked.

Just what will happen when Kelly Price takes a seat on Johnny's lap? Only SINtendo can bring out the deepest darkest fantasies even classy girls and women have, and only Johnny thanks to playing SINtendo Santa can possibly make those fantasies come true this Christmas.