Key Under Blue Pot and Please Milk the Goat

Jean is a house-sitter. She travels around mainland Britain, looking after people’s houses, gardens and pets while they are on holiday. The animals she cares for range from chickens to goats, snakes to tortoises and innumerable cats and dogs.
Encounters with a panty nicker, a bigamist and an alcoholic septuagenarian and more, cause her grief. An indifferent husband, computer hacker son, multi-married sister and in-laws make for a comic look at life.