Trust

"Knock knock!"
"Um... Who's there?"

Yeah. That was me, on my last date. Before you feel sorry for me 
you should know that I was the one telling the jokes. Jokes as in 
plural, because I didn't stop with just one. Of course not. 

Hi, I'm Chloe Scott. The most awkward single girl in the city.
But I'm going to get it together. I am. 

I'm going to learn how to date like a grown up.
I'm going to have an orgasm not given to myself. 
I'm going to fall in love and live happily ever after. 

Right after I get out of this interrogation room.