Fallbright's Victory

Watch out universe! In this humorous steampunk parody, Colonel Rufus Dillingham Fallbright and his crew of misfits must win a race to the five closest habitable planets in order to claim the Widdler Prize. Colonel Fallbright's key advantages are his carbon hammer propulsion and oriomi navigation systems, while his competition must travel by "conventional means." Can he possibly loose with vastly superior technology? Of course he can. He's Colonel Fallbright.