Wifely Assets

My wife has big ones. But I'm no boob-man.

I joke with her about them – say they're too big.

We rent out to this couple and the guy is a body-builder boob-man. He digs on my wife's tits. Ha, whatever.

I think it's funny, seeing him all acting like a teenager. They're just boobs.

But when he gets a little more intimate with them, I start looking at my wife in a new way.