The Etiquette of Mooch

Are you a poor college student? Or maybe just a sucker for free stuff? Ever wonder why some people seem to get spoiled, without even trying, while others never seem to get a break? Well, I'll let you in on a secret. When it comes to mooching, there is a proper etiquette and this book will walk you through the process of becoming a master. Those who don't follow the rules get left behind, which just means more free stuff for the rest of us! My doodle twins, Mo and Och, will show you comedic examples of mooching attempts as I teach you my skills. So dive in, young grasshoppers, and join me in the spoils of successful mooching endeavors.