Splitting the Infinitive

Didrick Bent, student athlete and baby butch, has trouble writing essays for her demanding professor, Dr. Athena Chalkdust. When Didrick comes to see her after class, Dr. Chalkdust is exasperated by her ignorance, and moved by her submission. Both of them want young Didrick to become the best person she can be, and they will stop at nothing to reach their goals.