Our Lord of Nefarious Intentions

Alex "Blackjack" Jackson tries to put his delinquent past behind him and matriculates at his local community college only to find himself contemplating that all-too common quandary: Where do I fit in? Shannon, the girl recruiting for the campus devil worshipers, is pretty enough. Why not join a cult?

Here's why not: They're way more into political activism than Blackjack anticipated, and before he knows it, he's doing community service. It's like being on probation all over again.

What's a guy trying to get ahead in life by invoking the favor of the Dark Lord to do but start his own cult?