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Magnus Quartermane III

RONALD DUMP: From Russia with Lube

RONALD DUMP: From Russia with Lube

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My name is Magnus Quartermane III, and I have been dubiously chosen by the newly formed United States Historical Society to piece together the great tragedy that befell this nation so many years ago. The exact chain of events from the election of Ronald Dump, to the catastrophic decimation of America on September 11th of 2019 are now infamous and very well documented. What I had been tasked with was discovering what unknown events were going on privately behind closed doors. To enter and encapsulate the psyche of the monster who was often called the Infantile Clown Prince of the White House.

What I discovered on that fateful afternoon among the rubble that once was the Oval Office, was infinitely more surreal and terrifying than anything I could have ever imagined. America's then President Ronald Dump's collection of personal journals. A glimpse into the mind of a man who may, or may not have been in the throws of dementia.

This rabbit hole, if you choose to enter, is not for the faint hearted. Real or not, it's content is quite graphic in nature and strictly for a mature reader. Even I could never have imagined the sordid fantastical transgressions that permeated the mind and as it seems, the body of our 45th President. Was he truly slipping into insanity, or simply cataloguing a supernatural, super sexual world that America never knew existed.

I am but a humble chronologist presenting documentation. I would leave it up to you, the reader, to discern what you will from it.


**This book contains adult content and is intended for mature readers only.
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