Dancing With Rita

Joey has a timeline problem. He's 7 on one side of the waking line, and 30 on the other. The older version has fallen for Rita Hayworth, of all people - well, all right. Who hasn't? The problem is that she doesn't belong to either of his eras, his seven-year old brain is starting to make trouble, and he can't dance - not a lick. Disaster coming, no doubt about it.