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Self Defense Against Vampires: The Official Vampire Slayer's Guide
Self Defense Against Vampires: The Official Vampire Slayer's Guide
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Take one stake. A clove of garlic. And this book. Then get ready for a vampire-hunting adventure like no other...
This is the definitive, practical manual for anyone at risk of vampirification - especially teenage girls and boys. Already established as a core curriculum text followed by hundreds of schools, colleges, and universities the world over, it has saved tens of thousands of lives so far and prevented a huge number of unholy matrimonies betwixt gullible lovestruck teenagers and vampires.
This is a must-read book for all parents and teachers who need to learn how to identify early signs of vampire infatuations in the teenagers under their care, and when to interfere accordingly.
Here's what the experts think:
'Vampires are already fleeing for their lives. This book has shaken the world of the vampire to its very core and they're wary of venturing out of their tombs. Their nights are numbered and they know they're in grave peril...' The Vampire Slayer's Weekly Digest
'Probably the single most important treatise on vampirism written by any one author in over five centuries. Herr Kahn hits the nail on the head with this book, staking his reputation on his understanding of this most dangerous adversary.' The Vampire Eradication League of Vienna
"Practical, sincere and damned effective advice, I would hate to be a vampire knowing this book is out there! You can stake your life on it!" Jonathan Harker Esq.
This is the definitive, practical manual for anyone at risk of vampirification - especially teenage girls and boys. Already established as a core curriculum text followed by hundreds of schools, colleges, and universities the world over, it has saved tens of thousands of lives so far and prevented a huge number of unholy matrimonies betwixt gullible lovestruck teenagers and vampires.
This is a must-read book for all parents and teachers who need to learn how to identify early signs of vampire infatuations in the teenagers under their care, and when to interfere accordingly.
Here's what the experts think:
'Vampires are already fleeing for their lives. This book has shaken the world of the vampire to its very core and they're wary of venturing out of their tombs. Their nights are numbered and they know they're in grave peril...' The Vampire Slayer's Weekly Digest
'Probably the single most important treatise on vampirism written by any one author in over five centuries. Herr Kahn hits the nail on the head with this book, staking his reputation on his understanding of this most dangerous adversary.' The Vampire Eradication League of Vienna
"Practical, sincere and damned effective advice, I would hate to be a vampire knowing this book is out there! You can stake your life on it!" Jonathan Harker Esq.
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