Sports Therapy for the Mediocre

...a play by play account of Linus K's quest to excel at some sport, any sport...a quest that has taken Linus to the couch of a noted sports therapist, a pro almost famous for his 'wins' in creating winners. He coaches Linus to detail every game he's ever tried. Results are elusive, but just when the therapist is about to give up, our hero discovers something...